Mr.B brings you Chap-Hop, re-acquainting Hip-Hop with the Queen’s English from whence it came. His legendary live recitals have earned him plaudits, largely from top shelf gentlemen’s quarterlies.

Aiming to dazzle with dignity, Mr. B takes to the stage with his Banjolele and stiff upper lip to perform ditties of pipe-smoking, high society, Cricket and sexual misadventure, as well as some more well-known pieces from the world of Hip-Hop, re-worked in true Chap-Hop fashion.

PLUS DJs :
Roc Vicar – (Speakeasy Resident) The Odylic Force, SlipperyWhenWet and Mr Somuch playing the best in Electro Swing toe tapping anthems!

Dress to impress! think glamour, think flapper girls and GI’s, think evening wear and cocktail dresses. There will be a prize for the best dressed!

Only ten English pounds entry from ticketline or on the door subject to availability

Sick and tired of third term’s high-threshure revision atmosphere? Are you barley surviving exam season? Navigate your way out of the maize that is Lancaster University Library and come get clucked up for tonight is a farmyard frenzy at the Sugarhouse.

Get your bezzie and a two-piece panto outfit, tell your revision notes to cluck off and come listen to some top class moosic and see what grazey offers we have on at the baaaa.

Bleat the crowds and come to us b4 midnight for cheaper door entry by a whole pound.

We can make you field good!!

All right we’ll stop now, it’s just getting corny.

Rights Of Admission Reserved!

Sick and tired of third term’s high-threshure revision atmosphere? Are you barley surviving exam season? Navigate your way out of the maize that is Lancaster University Library and come get clucked up for tonight is a farmyard frenzy at the Sugarhouse.

Get your bezzie and a two-piece panto outfit, tell your revision notes to cluck off and come listen to some top class moosic and see what grazey offers we have on at the baaaa.

Bleat the crowds and come to us b4 midnight for cheaper door entry by a whole pound.

We can make you field good!!

All right we’ll stop now, it’s just getting corny.

Champions League Final

Cartmel College will be exclusively showing the
Champions League Final on Saturday 19th May
Great food & drink offers available
Large projection screen
Seating for all!

DJ and great drinks offers in Lonnie Bar! Get your Lonni3 for only £3!! Perfect pre-drinks for Sugar!

Bought/won a Sugarhouse Card?

Tonight we treat you. Flash it at the front door when you go in and we’ll hand you an envelope which will potentially contain a super awesome prize. Or, perhaps just a fun freebie.

Defjax and Cawky then take the night by the bazumas and show you a good time. It’s Saturday Treats people!

Writer of travel book “Pies and Prejudice” and former co-host of Radcliffe and Maconie on Radio 2

Clair Furley, Phil Aldridge and their musicians faithfully recreate the Carpenters sound. Join us for two hours of classic hits such as (They Long to be) Close to You, Superstar and many more.

Join us for a night of Comedy with a fantastic line up including:

Daliso Chaponda, Chris Turner, Ben Lawes, MC Matt Richardson

To celebrate this splendiferous nationwide event we’re offering just 1P ENTRY before 11:30pm.

So, whoever we see in the first half hour of opening will only have to pay one shiny penny to come through the doors and get Jinxed to high heaven.

Lordy.

Lancaster University Farmer’s Market is held every Thursday 10am – 5pm bringing you a variety of local stalls providing fresh produce, clothing, jewellery and much more!

Star of the critically acclaimed BBC 4 documentaries ‘Rich Hall the Dirty South’and ‘How the West was Lost’ plus Channel 4′s topical late night show ‘Stand Up For the Week’.

Rich Hall’s renowned grouchy, deadpan style has established him as a master of absurdist irony and king of rapid fire wit. Fans see the comic genius from Montana discuss a variety of topics all delivered in his own hilarious way.

Music Festival hosted by Lancaster Brewery

Who’s going to be watching Eurovision…?

Who isn’t, but really fancies seeing their mates make fools of themselves on a GIANT karaoke set?

Well we’re catering for both the above crowds tonight, as we’re rigging up a karaoke set in the Front Room where for the first hour you can serenade us and each other with all kinds of cheesy renditions of your favourite karaoke tracks.

Yeah, we’re not sure if it’s a great idea or not either…

Come down to listen to some great live music in Lonsdale bar this term! Perfect for chilling out and getting a break from the stress of revision and exams!

Taking place alongside Lonnie Live will be the official unveiling of the theme for Lonsdale Extrav 2012, the biggest event of the year. Come to listen to some great music and be the first to find out the extrav theme 2012!

Lancaster University Farmer’s Market is held every Thursday 10am – 5pm bringing you a variety of local stalls providing fresh produce, clothing, jewellery and much more!

“A mixture of progressive rock, symphonic rock and traditional Celtic folk music blend together to make Iona one of the most unique groups in the world.”

Queen Elizabeth II of England and the Commonwealth has been on the throne for 60 years.

To celebrate this event Grizedale lower quad will be used for a street party. i.e. in front of houses 112 and 113

What will happen:

You will bring your own tables and chairs into the quad and supply your own picnic food/ take away pizzas (Jacob’s join). The bar will be open for drinks and ice creams.

The Dean has kindly given permission to relax noise restrictions for the day (It only happens once every 60 years after all) so there will be music.

At 2 pm on Saturday 2nd June (Weather permitting) We will sing the National Anthem whilst standing to attention, drink a toast to the Her Majesty the Queen and parade costumes and present prizes.

There will be a prize for the best costume and another for the best decorated table.

The theme is ‘Alice in Wonderland’. (Easy costumes e.g. card to wear with a King or Queen on it)

We will decorate the quad with Union Jack bunting etc. (Volunteers please).

All welcome. If we have too many tables we will use the patio in front of the bar too.

Bob Mills star of Radio 5′s ‘Fighting Talk’ and British Comedy Award Nominee joins with British Comedy Award Nominee and winner of the ‘Best Live Performer’ for an evening of comedy, chat, music and storytelling, these two hugely experienced and influential performers promise audiences a unique night to remember

Lancaster University Farmer’s Market is held every Thursday 10am – 5pm bringing you a variety of local stalls providing fresh produce, clothing, jewellery and much more!

Extra dates have just been announced following the huge success of his spring 2011 tour. Craig’s unique abiltity to find humour in the mundane, coupled with his own natural eccentricity makes for truly inventive storytelling. An internationally acclaimed act, Craig’s whimsical anecdotes never fail to surprise.

In 2010 Craig supported Frankie Boyle on his massive 120 date national tour, playing to 300,000 people as well as performing on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy roadshow and Russell Howards ‘Good News’

Lancaster University Farmer’s Market is held every Thursday 10am – 5pm bringing you a variety of local stalls providing fresh produce, clothing, jewellery and much more!